My Superman Movie

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I am *SO* there when this opens! Seriously, great job...one of the funniest things I have ever read on this NG. The bad part is that it probably wasn't that much different from an actual pitch meeting for one of the many permutations of 'Superman Lives.'

Hello, my name is Burton Timms. I am filming a new Superman movie, and I wanted to tell you about it. It is being directed by Wes Craven, and the screenplay is being written by Steven King.

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Thank you for the best laugh I've had in a while. I'd rather see this than whatever they are cooking up right now. At least we all know it's a joke.

GJL

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Far better than anything I've seen out of the Peters/Burton black-hole factory, and I'm serious.

I thought it was a cool SNL-style parody. Well played, sir!